This picture is courtesy of my friend Jerrid. I'm told one is a SCRAM bracelet (Thanks LiLo for educating the public on what this is!) and the other is an actual GPS tracking bracelet! How bad would your life suck if you couldn't leave your house AND you couldn't drink? Ah, the humanity! But seriously, what actually caught my eye was the crusty heels. Let's take up a collection and send this gal a case of Gold Bond foot lotion to last her the rest of her probation!