Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Today I learned that it is physically impossible to b*tch slap someone through the phone...
Trust me... I tried. Really hard. But I'm hoping new advancements in technology will someday allow this dream of mine to become a reality.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Today I learned that I am practically still a infant...
And I don't mean emotionally when I say this. At 31 years old, how is this possible you might ask? Well today a very smart guy (he's a consultant and they're paid to be smart, right? Haha...) said he heard a story on NPR that went something like this: With current and imminent medical advances, the first person to live to be 400 years old is probably already 40 today. WOW! I only expected to live to about 210, so I'm super pumped about this! Must find new ways to stay hot in my last couple hundred years though... hmmm... Might need to up my daily moisturizer regimin for starters...
Monday, May 10, 2010
Today I learned that the bar can actually leave you...
I actually learned this last week, but I was at a conference without easy access to my laptop to post. And it's my blog anyway, so I can make up the rules, right? Anyhoo, we were at a cocktail reception, which I vowed to only stay at for only an hour. Well, I held to my vow, but only because the bar actually left me. At 7pm on the dot, they wheeled that baby right out of there. Do you know how many times in my life I've actually needed the bar to leave me and it didn't? I think this practice should be fully implemented in other places as well. And while we're at it... can my cell phone also leave me after three or four glasses of wine? Please and thanks. :-)
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