Today I learned that I am practically still a infant...

And I don't mean emotionally when I say this. At 31 years old, how is this possible you might ask? Well today a very smart guy (he's a consultant and they're paid to be smart, right? Haha...) said he heard a story on NPR that went something like this: With current and imminent medical advances, the first person to live to be 400 years old is probably already 40 today. WOW! I only expected to live to about 210, so I'm super pumped about this! Must find new ways to stay hot in my last couple hundred years though... hmmm... Might need to up my daily moisturizer regimin for starters...